People have short attention spans today, so you need to grab their attention immediately! Humor and Surprise does just that. Check out some of these classified ads that stopped people in their tracks and got them to take notice of the ad (and probably share it with a dozen people!)
- FREE, 1 CAN OF PORK & BEANS WITH PURCHASE OF 3 BR, 2 BATH HOME
- 1 MAN, 7 WOMAN HOT TUB — $850/OFFER
- Nice Parachute: Never opened, used once, slightly stained
- Free puppies: 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 Sneaky neighbor’s dog
- SNOW BLOWER FOR SALE — ONLY USED ON SNOWY DAYS
Bill’s Septic Cleaning – “We haul American made products.”
